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		<title>George Carlin Tells It Like It Is &#8211; The American Dream</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[My partner got this via Facebook and sent it on to me. George Carlin was a humorist that was often in trouble for obscenity, but obviously obscenity charges were just an excuse to harass a man who was telling too much truth. A short excerpt from the video &#34;Life Is Worth Losing&#34; (2005). If the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My partner got this via Facebook and sent it on to me. George Carlin was a humorist that was often in trouble for obscenity, but obviously obscenity charges were just an excuse to harass a man who was telling too much truth.</p>
<p>A short excerpt from the video &quot;Life Is Worth Losing&quot; (2005).</p>
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<p>If the embedded image does not show up, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acLW1vFO-2Q&amp;feature=player_embedded">click here</a> to play the video on you tube.</p>
<p>Many perceptive people have recognized the domination of our country by the rich, powerful few. Too bad there are so few perceptive people in America.</p>
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		<title>Mark Morford on the Unhappy State of the Right &#8212; and Left</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 22:25:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mark Morford may be the funniest satirist going when it comes to puncturing the holier-than-thou outrage that abounds in the political scene (thanks to Giny Rorby). Some comic relief is in order. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; Wednesday, March 4, 2009 (SF Gate) Ode to the unhappy/Conservatism let you down? Obama nothing more than Bush II? Oh, you poor [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mark Morford may be the funniest satirist going when it comes to puncturing the holier-than-thou outrage that abounds in the political scene (thanks to Giny Rorby). Some comic relief is in order.   <br />&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;     <br />Wednesday, March 4, 2009 (SF Gate) </p>
<p><strong>Ode to the unhappy/Conservatism let you down? Obama nothing more than Bush II? Oh, you poor thing</strong>     <br />By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist </p>
<p>&#160; I see you out there. I know you&#8217;re lurking, seething, sending me angry     <br />letters, posting nasty comments in anonymous forums across the Interweb,     <br />not merely enraged that I and millions like me dare to support President     <br />Obama&#8217;s massive overhaul of the enormously flawed American idea, but that     <br />I also dare to see him as exactly the finest and most intelligent and,     <br />yes, even integrity-filled progressive visionary we could possibly hope     <br />for at a time like this. </p>
<p>&#160; You are fuming in disbelief. How can I not see it? How can the vast     <br />majority of the country not see it? How is it that no one but you and a     <br />few manic fringe writers seem to notice that President Obama is either A)     <br />a thinly veiled socialist commie instigator hell-bent on destroying     <br />America from the inside out, or B) nothing more than a cleverly disguised     <br />corporate-loving Bush clone because, oh my God, haven&#8217;t you seen his     <br />policy on H1Bs and faith-based initiatives and his nefarious plan to take     <br />over the banks and, um, something else you can&#8217;t quite remember right now     <br />but you&#8217;re sure is really, really damning? </p>
<p>&#160; You are slamming your fists on your keyboard. Why doesn&#8217;t the world get     <br />it? That it&#8217;s all just the same old cronies rearranging the same old     <br />powermad furniture, a giant shell game Decepticon robot evil nightmare?     <br />&#160; Oh, you poor dear. What utter, crushing frustration you must feel.     <br />Especially since the other side, the conservative side &#8212; maybe it was     <br />your side? &#8212; had its grand shot at running the show. It ran every sour     <br />idea, pushed every extreme right-wing economic scenario, wasted trillions     <br />on a failed war, spit on gays and kowtowed to the fundamentalists and     <br />shoved the country so far to the right we fell off Ted Haggard&#8217;s massage     <br />table. </p>
<p>&#160; And alas, &quot;unmitigated disaster&quot; doesn&#8217;t even begin to cover what happened     <br />next. </p>
<p>&#160; Is this the source of your terrible pain? That the brutal neocon agenda     <br />let you down? That BushCo just didn&#8217;t do it right? Or is it the absolute     <br />opposite, and you are right now sneering in disgust that Obama isn&#8217;t     <br />nearly radical enough, that we&#8217;re all being duped into thinking he&#8217;s a     <br />thoughtful, revolutionary liberal when, in fact, he&#8217;s answering to the     <br />same ol&#8217; corporate interests and fellating the same ol&#8217; lobbyists and his     <br />plans merely sound grand and ambitious, despite how he&#8217;s sending more     <br />troops to Afghanistan? </p>
<p>&#160; Perhaps this is what&#8217;s so infuriating. Not merely that Obama is wrong in     <br />every possible way, but that no one on the far ends of the political     <br />spectrum can quite agree on how. </p>
<p>&#160; And so, the drama unfolds before you, and you are helpless to stop it. The     <br />massive, unprecedented redistribution of wealth, this &quot;reckless&quot; agenda of     <br />giving health insurance to children, investing in green tech, addressing     <br />global warming, pumping money into education, ending farm subsidies &#8230;     <br />it&#8217;s all such a sham. A disaster in waiting. A recipe for total anarchy.     <br />This is what you absolutely insist, be you on the far right or the far     <br />left. </p>
<p>&#160; But to make matters worse &#8212; oh holy hell, would you look at this? &#8212; it     <br />turns out Obama isn&#8217;t stopping with just reversing every toxic     <br />Dubya-caused debacle, nossir. It turns out he&#8217;s reaching even further     <br />back, casually wrapping his long, socialist fingers around the throat of     <br />more than 30 years of pamper-the-rich, supply-side Reaganomics, and calmly     <br />squeezing. Heathen! </p>
<p>&#160; This is, quite possibly, the most amusing thing I am hearing from the     <br />furious fringe: That Obama&#8217;s plan will wreak hell on the deficit for     <br />generations to come. It&#8217;s a bit like hearing a Catholic priest scold you     <br />on the perils of child abuse. I&#8217;m sorry, did you just say that it was fine     <br />and good to rape the Treasury for the past decade and worship Big Oil and     <br />waste two trillion on a failed and useless war, but redirecting those sums     <br />into science, health care, children and alternative energy is a terrible     <br />and costly idea? </p>
<p>&#160; For you, there is nowhere to turn. The neocons failed to induce WWIII     <br />against the Muslims, the libs are failing because Obama doesn&#8217;t openly     <br />endorse gay marriage and won&#8217;t plant hemp in the Rose Garden and refuses     <br />to even acknowledge the obvious brain-scrambling power of chemtrails. </p>
<p>&#160; To whom shall you turn? Perhaps the new de facto king of the GOP, Rush     <br />Limbaugh, praying aloud that Obama fails as he scrunches up his sweaty,     <br />bulbous face and scans the horizon for the slightest glimmer of a     <br />tolerable future Republican candidate who can shove us, well, who the hell     <br />knows? Not back to Bush. Not toward Obama. Maybe into China? </p>
<p>&#160; Ah, Limbaugh. It is worth positing: How low hath the GOP sunk when the     <br />head of the Republican party, Michael Steele, drops to his knees and     <br />kisses the fat ring of this tumescent blowhard? The serene young black     <br />president calmly reinvents the American experiment, while the rival party     <br />sniffs around the armpits of &#8230; extremist talk radio? What a thing. </p>
<p>&#160; Which leads to the biggest question of all: Can Obama actually be both?     <br />Can he truly be a radical Muslim socialist dedicated to destroying the     <br />American ideal, and just another empty suit, a cleverly disguised     <br />corporate drone enslaved, like every president in history, by the great     <br />Matrix of the capitalist machine? Could be, could be. </p>
<p>&#160; There is one more option, of course. And that is: Obama, and the America     <br />that&#8217;s following him so passionately right now, are neither of those     <br />things in the slightest. And the fact that his extraordinary,     <br />nation-altering agenda is right now infuriating the hard right and the     <br />hard left, exasperating the Wall Street sycophants and confounding armies     <br />of TV pundits and prognosticators, even as he inspires millions of     <br />&quot;regular&quot; Americans to get off their butts and do more with their lives,     <br />well, this is perhaps the truest sign of all. </p>
<p>&#160; When you piss off those kinds of people? You know you&#8217;re onto something     <br />good. </p>
<p>&#160;</p>
<p> The original article can be found on SFGate.com here:   <br /><a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/g/a/2009/03/04/notes030409.DTL">http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/g/a/2009/03/04/notes030409.DTL</a>
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